Can Jack Bauer take on an expos paper?

He'd probably shoot it in the kneecap a couple of times, if it had a kneecap. Or wire it to a lamp n electrocute it. Yeah, no question, Kiefer hands down.

I have about 2 more paragraphs to write. If expos were an ant, and I an anteater, I would eat expos. In another life perhaps..

But, this past week's 24, was unbelievasuperincredible, at least the last 10 minutes anyway. Chloe! "Potato Gun"! Revenge of the geek girl! Whoo!

Now if expos were that terrorist hitman in the car, and I were Chloe...In two weeks perhaps.

Save the buffalo!

"A herd of buffalo got loose in Pikesville, Md., disrupting traffic and alarming homeowners before officers managed to corral them in a tennis court...

"By midday, as the last of the bison were being herded into the trailer, [the owner] had decided their fate.

"It's out of hand," he said. "They're going to the slaughterhouse, and they're going to be buffalo burgers." (from The Times)

There must be something done to stop this! Just look at how adorable they are! They never wanted to hurt anyone! They don't deserve to be McBuffalowiches! And the little one! He has so much to live for! *sob* Lil' Brudder! *sob* Why must they be so cruel to youuu? *wails*

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Delivery today from B&N: Saturday by Ian McEwan (isn't that such a cool name? It's like, Australian and British and Ewan McGregor, all rolled into one! so hot), and Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami. Ok so I probably won't get to them til summer, but, new books! whee! I love their smell! And I like how at the end of hardcovers, they have a little note saying what font they used. That, if you're keeping track, is a big +1 for typography (which probably brings their score to 4).

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And, in other news, expos sucks. We'll have more details on this tomorrow, when your dear anchor will most likely be in a state of deep psychotic fury. Doesn't that make you want to tune in?

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

"As for plot secrets of the new "X-Files" movie, [DD] said, "It will be like one of our stand-alone episodes instead of about topics such as Mulder's sister or the whole alien conspiracy. It will be more like we'll have a creature, a thing, a bad guy. But it won't be your average run-of-the-mill bad guy. He will be paranormal, weird and a megabad guy. And Mulder and Scully will be on it."

Duchovny said he'd "like to start shooting next winter."

So, after 2 years since the last episode, and 6+ years since the last movie, they want to make the next movie a standard monster-of-the-week special?! Chris Carter, why do you hurt me so? I bet they just couldn't figure out a way to write any sensible plot line about aliens after the ridiculous last episode. Hm, maybe they'll have another film, say around December 2010, when the aliens are supposed to arrive...

And, the plot sounds suspiciously like that of the Cowboy Bebop movie. Re: "megabad"

At least it'll be Duchovny eye-candy. Mmmm.

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