Can Jack Bauer take on an expos paper?

He'd probably shoot it in the kneecap a couple of times, if it had a kneecap. Or wire it to a lamp n electrocute it. Yeah, no question, Kiefer hands down.

I have about 2 more paragraphs to write. If expos were an ant, and I an anteater, I would eat expos. In another life perhaps..

But, this past week's 24, was unbelievasuperincredible, at least the last 10 minutes anyway. Chloe! "Potato Gun"! Revenge of the geek girl! Whoo!

Now if expos were that terrorist hitman in the car, and I were Chloe...In two weeks perhaps.